I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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