There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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