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(586): View more from Michigan

Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number

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(972): View more from Texas

He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?

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(760): View more from California

We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system

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(720): View more from Colorado

Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.

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(515): View more from Iowa

Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...

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