Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
At least make sure they are 18
Why
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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