Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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