He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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