Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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