I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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