Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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