i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize