How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I will be naked everywhere
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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