Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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