I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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