I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
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