Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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