You smell like stripper and shame
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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