question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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