god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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