i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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