So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
