You really coming over, don't trick.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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