Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
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