I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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