plz talk dirty to me
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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