She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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