Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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