Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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