Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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