he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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