Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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