I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
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