i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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