can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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