And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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