she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Randomize
