On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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