You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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