Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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