I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
