have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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