The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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