All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize