I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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