What a fucking waste of an outfit
Porn is love you can see.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
my shit smells like andre
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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