I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
