and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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