it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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