I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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