no, he came in my armpit
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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