I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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