idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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