Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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