I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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