Me. At least after what I've been through.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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