FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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