Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
