She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
You ruined the universe
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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