Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
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