My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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