My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
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